Guys, I think ❤ Valentine's Day ❤ might be my favorite holiday. Not because I have a special someone with whom I can be disgustingly saccharine with, but rather because it's my favorite time of the year to do terrible things.

I am, once again, in need of everyone's bad love poetry. Or not-poetry. I'm not particularly picky! I did this in 2009 as ( Read more... )

This morning, everyone on a certain mailing list at Pitt got spammed from hell and back by people asking to be removed. This only caused more people to ask to be removed, resulting in more spam from people who did not know how to take themselves off the mailing list by clicking a link at the bottom of the e-mail ( Read more... )

( A pictorial representation of what I have been doing for the past few days. )

Comment to this post and I will give you 5 subjects/things I associate you with. Then post this in your LJ and elaborate on the subjects given.

( From various people. A PICTURE OF ME IN A TUXEDO UNDER THE CUT. WOOO. )

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I LOVE THIS ICON.

ARTICLE: blah blah blah blah spontaneous human combustion blah blah
ME: Wait, spontaneous human erection?!

( LJ CUT FOR EVERYONE'S SANITY! )

TO ALL THOSE WHO MAY BE CONSPIRING TO STEAL MY PANTS:

You can't.

Know why?

I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS!

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